"Ten Things That Ran Through My Mind the First Time I Ate Her Pussy"

One

She tastes like

Honey-roasted euphoria

Two

Nights ago

I told her that

Reciprocation was strictly optional and

Now that I’m here

I’m going to go ahead and

Apologize to my erection ahead of time because

He will be of no use this evening

My focus is on doing nothing short of

Feasting on her

Like the fourth Thursday in November

It goes without saying that

I’m thankful for the opportunity to indulge in her

Three

God

She just tastes so fucking good

My tongue can’t help but tap dance against her clitoris

Making her thighs twist and shout

Four

If loving to eat her pussy is wrong

I will gladly take my failing grade and

Repeat the course again and again

Five

I bet the last guy wasn’t even that good

One of those niggas who thinks that

Two minutes of

Unmotivated pussy licking will get the job done

Before hastily shoving his dick inside of her

Barely lubricated vagina

Only to finish 39 seconds later

Leaving her unfufilled and angry

Wishing that she’d never even allowed

This useless motherfucker

To partake of the treasure

That is currently

Everything I’ve ever needed

But enough about him

Tonight

I will make up for his worthlessness

Six

If she thinks she’s walking out of her with

Just a single orgasm

She’d better think again

Seven

Her legs are beginning to tremble now

Her hips turn into Los Angeles fault lines

It’s time to

Flip her ass over

Devour her from behind

Make her know that

I am completely responsible for her orgasms now

I love the way her ass

Glides back and forth

In unison with my tongue

Even she can’t believe how much

She loves this shit

Eight

Let’s slow it down now

I’m going to

Savor the climactic essence she leaves on my face

As the moisture from her orgasms are

Looking for their future vacation homes in my five o’clock shadow

I hold her hands in mine and

Force her hips focus on every move that

My tongue makes

I suck in her fragrance and

Make her swallow

Every word she’s ever had to say about

How she’s never been licked properly

Nine

She just squirted

I bet she didn’t even know she was capable

But

She knows now and

I’m sure she can’t wait

To do it again

As soon as she arises from the slumber

Caused by the sudden discharge of

Sexual tension that has surrounded us

For months now

Ten

I can’t believe she

Finally

Allowed me the pleasure

To please her

As soon as I get another chance

I plan to add

Ten more things

To this list