“Ten Things That Ran Through My Mind the First Time I Ate Her Pussy”
One
She tastes like
Honey-roasted euphoria
Two
Nights ago
I told her that
Reciprocation was strictly optional and
Now that I’m here
I’m going to go ahead and
Apologize to my erection ahead of time because
He will be of no use this evening
My focus is on doing nothing short of
Feasting on her
Like the fourth Thursday in November
It goes without saying that
I’m thankful for the opportunity to indulge in her
Three
God
She just tastes so fucking good
My tongue can’t help but tap dance against her clitoris
Making her thighs twist and shout
Four
If loving to eat her pussy is wrong
I will gladly take my failing grade and
Repeat the course again and again
Five
I bet the last guy wasn’t even that good
One of those niggas who thinks that
Two minutes of
Unmotivated pussy licking will get the job done
Before hastily shoving his dick inside of her
Barely lubricated vagina
Only to finish 39 seconds later
Leaving her unfufilled and angry
Wishing that she’d never even allowed
This useless motherfucker
To partake of the treasure
That is currently
Everything I’ve ever needed
But enough about him
Tonight
I will make up for his worthlessness
Six
If she thinks she’s walking out of her with
Just a single orgasm
She’d better think again
Seven
Her legs are beginning to tremble now
Her hips turn into Los Angeles fault lines
It’s time to
Flip her ass over
Devour her from behind
Make her know that
I am completely responsible for her orgasms now
I love the way her ass
Glides back and forth
In unison with my tongue
Even she can’t believe how much
She loves this shit
Eight
Let’s slow it down now
I’m going to
Savor the climactic essence she leaves on my face
As the moisture from her orgasms are
Looking for their future vacation homes in my five o’clock shadow
I hold her hands in mine and
Force her hips focus on every move that
My tongue makes
I suck in her fragrance and
Make her swallow
Every word she’s ever had to say about
How she’s never been licked properly
Nine
She just squirted
I bet she didn’t even know she was capable
But
She knows now and
I’m sure she can’t wait
To do it again
As soon as she arises from the slumber
Caused by the sudden discharge of
Sexual tension that has surrounded us
For months now
Ten
I can’t believe she
Finally
Allowed me the pleasure
To please her
As soon as I get another chance
I plan to add
Ten more things
To this list




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